Judy Berman

Jan 26 2012

the problem with lana del rey, illustrated by short dialogues

russmarshalek:

going to dinner with lana del rey:

what looks good on the menu to you?

“whatever you like”

—-

selecting a film to see with lana del rey:

what movie do you want to see?

“whatever you like”

——

book club with lana del rey:

what did you think of the book

“whatever you like”

——

a wine tasting with lane del rey:

did you find this to be a little dry?

“whatever you like”

——

visiting a zoo with lana del rey:

holy shit pandas!

“whatever you like”

Unless the “you” happens to be a woman, in which case the answer is always, “I don’t care, where the boys at?”

5 notes

  1. campbasement said: I’m hearing a very circular dialogue between her and T.I. in my head right now.
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