Jan 26 2012
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the problem with lana del rey, illustrated by short dialogues
going to dinner with lana del rey:
what looks good on the menu to you?
“whatever you like”
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selecting a film to see with lana del rey:
what movie do you want to see?
“whatever you like”
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book club with lana del rey:
what did you think of the book
“whatever you like”
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a wine tasting with lane del rey:
did you find this to be a little dry?
“whatever you like”
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visiting a zoo with lana del rey:
holy shit pandas!
“whatever you like”
Unless the “you” happens to be a woman, in which case the answer is always, “I don’t care, where the boys at?”