Judy Berman

Aug 14 2012 ∞
David Bowie, can we have a fashion talk? Because I’m kind of worried. I mean, I wouldn’t want anyone to revoke your icon status over those below-the-knee shorts, which are looking very Woodstock ‘99 to me. Could you at least release a statement about how you’re only dressing like a middle-school boy from upstate to throw off the paps? That would really help me sleep at night. I appreciate the stealth bird-flip, though, and I only criticize out of deep and undying love.

David Bowie, can we have a fashion talk? Because I’m kind of worried. I mean, I wouldn’t want anyone to revoke your icon status over those below-the-knee shorts, which are looking very Woodstock ‘99 to me. Could you at least release a statement about how you’re only dressing like a middle-school boy from upstate to throw off the paps? That would really help me sleep at night.

I appreciate the stealth bird-flip, though, and I only criticize out of deep and undying love.

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  1. mollyeichel reblogged this from judyxberman and added:
    Maybe 12-Year-Old Boy is just Bowie’s most recent character.
  2. rutabagaparsnip reblogged this from judyxberman and added:
    Everybody’s got a right to pop down to the corner bodega when they’re feeling lazy.
  3. freckledinmay reblogged this from jumonz
  4. mehan said: just making sure—is that the latest issue of UNCUT and a copy of highway 61 on CD? kind of completes the look, if you ask me.
  5. jumonz reblogged this from judyxberman and added:
    Am I the only one who’s surprised he’s reading Uncut instead of Q or Mojo?
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